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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

lyresoft:

TengenToppa Kill (FLASH)

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
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boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

robinsonsmiley:

arandomwhitedude:

baby-snails:

lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened

Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside

Shadow Realm
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robinsonsmiley:

arandomwhitedude:

baby-snails:

lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened

Booty so powerful his soul is trapped inside

Shadow Realm

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professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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zeppelis:

[frozone voice] honey where is my tablet pen

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spmib:

stop-hodoring:

Top Gear in India 

How can you not like top gear?

I watched this the other week and was in literal tears

(Source: jimmy-page-is-my-love)

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

dutchster:

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"


say neigh to drugs
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dutchster:

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

say neigh to drugs

(Source: jajaneenee)

mrbiggsproductions:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

yep