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Anonymous whispered,

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

danofthetubes:

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

BOOOOM

#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle

GOD DAMMMNNNNNNNN

(Source: leanaisnotabanana)

luv-inu:

I can’t stop laughing 

luv-inu:

I can’t stop laughing 

(Source: memewhore)

colormebronze:

checking my bank account is starting to feel a lot like checking my grades when i know i’m failing a class

pandamunk:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

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I still love you, Pluto

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(Source: memewhore)

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

(Source: foodtrucker)

varvau:

deadend:

katorainwonderland:

themrcreepypasta:

jr-abraxas:

hasuahasuahasua:

mrniggelsworth:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

what the actual fuck

The entirety of my dream house

I would legit just live in the cave.

Don’t don’t even like water and I can’t swim but I want it

THE POOL MASTER!!

This is a great use of $2 mil

That…is the best pool I’ve ever seen.

blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.
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blimeygames:

mistercococat:

coco! what do your cat eyes see?

ALL.

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.