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Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

merlinwasslytherin:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

fluffnguts whispered,

Magical Archer, the type who shoots magic arrows that burn, freeze or shocks.

Your Magical Archer I shall be!

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I’ll use actual arrows to shoot the people we need for questioning and magical arrows at the people we need to stop talking! Guaranteed hit not always guaranteed!

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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TRUTH SERUM - MY CHARACTER HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.

siobhanchiffon:

ninthrevolver:

stopitsembellished:

Please preface questions with “Truth”

This looks like fun, so if you leave “Truth” and a character, I’ll get around to doodle a response.

If you guys wanna ask any of the cuties anything 😊 I’ll try to doodle some responses!

I want to doodle up some answers later in my free time so go ahead and ask the crew of cuties anything!! v wv

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thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this
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hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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jesuislepoisson:

sweet-bitsy:

evilhasnever:

raisehelia:

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jesuislepoisson:

sweet-bitsy:

evilhasnever:

raisehelia:

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loving-cupcakes-and-people:

komorebiome:

2fooly4scooly:

erens-bitch:

trixter-jake-english:

What if Eren gets to his basement and it’s just
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I’m laughing way to hard